Slumdog Millionaire

I'm not much of a movie critic. But, I have my own opinions that I do not try to impose on anyone. Frankly speaking, I find most of the movies that I see, unimpressive. Slumdog Millionaire (I'm not going to call it 'Slumdog' or 'SDM', the world isn't going to lose a few trees just because I'm a douchebag and won't use abbreviations) excelled at just that.

There were a million things that I thought made the whole movie suck beyond belief.

To start with, the hype. It was Danny Boyle. The same guy who made the brilliant Trainspotting, the not-so-awesome-but-still-good 28 Days Later and a few other awesome movies. This movie plain sucked.

The stupid clichés and stereotypes. Why why why? Why did they have to do that?

The Oscars. I hate this movie even more because of the 8 Oscars. At least 7 of which, it did not deserve. Most importantly, The Best Motion Picture. A coveted award that has eluded even the best (Read: Pulp Fiction). I'm sure the judges were hopped up on cocaine when they decided to press the red button next to 'Slumdog Millionaire' (I'm fairly certain that's how it is done)

ImDB. Fuck you.

Rotten Tomatoes. Fuck you even more.

PS. This is something I wrote ages back but never had the time to edit or publish. I don't, even now. I'm publishing it anyway, because I hate the move THAT much.

Every blog needs a post

Writing the first blog post sucks. Period.

Reason: I don't know.

All I know is, it has been the only thing that has kept me from starting a blog of my own. There's also the reason that I suck monkey balls when it comes to writing, especially creatively. That doesn't mean I'm good at writing anything else.

Another reason, rejection. Even though I've never really cared about what stupid people (people who I don't care about) thought, there are my stupid friends. What if they thought I sucked too? Its one thing to assume you suck at something. It is another, when someone tells you, you suck. Which brings me to my theory of assuming the worst. I call it the "Rubber Band Theory". Actually, that is another theory that I would have to explain sometime else. THIS theory is called, "The Theory of Assuming the Worst". I know. Lame.

At this juncture, I would have to mention, even though it is too apparent, that I suck at naming things. (Especially when I have to make them sound witty) There was this one time when I had to name a product for a module project that I was doing was made to do (It basically stores your old discs and archives their content for efficient retrieval) I called it the "Disco-protecto 100". What is up with that? What was the 100 for? Disco-protecto? What the hell? They stopped coming up with names like that even before the wheel. Come to think of it, WHEEL is such a cool name.

I am a big fan of BODMAS. I use parentheses excessively. I am also a big fan of family guy which means I love using tangential cutaway gags (I so totally stole this one from Wikipedia) to tell you stupid stories that you don't care about.

Ok. I guess this one is big enough to be my first post.

Our father which art in heaven, hallowed by thy name.

I always begin things with a prayer.

Bull shit. Who am I kidding? I just thought it would be a cool thing to say. I don't believe in god. There, I said it. By the way, I love Iron Maiden.

Peace out.